notes from a small bedroom

I was much taken with notion of the Home Office Bungle. It did make me wonder about the rest of the cast of clowns. George would perhaps be Geoff Hoon (Lord Privy Seal? Sounds like a posh lavatory attendant - probably about the right mark for Buff, then).

Hmmm, works for me. Now what about Zippy? Tessa Jowell perhaps?

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it.
Thomas Jefferson